"Graysonisms"

Fun title, I know!  As some of you already know, Grayson makes us laugh so hard we cry sometimes.  The things that come out of his 3 year old little mind and mouth crack us up.  Of course, some things make me realize he's a little more like me than I would probably like for him to be.  However, here are a few "Graysonisms"  that have made me laugh lately.

1.  Some time while I was in the hospital, Grayson was taking a fun ride on the elevator with his Granna while I was feeding Griffin.  We felt like the less questions asked about that, the better, so we decided to not do that in front of him just yet.  Well, apparently, he and Granna were talking about mommy feeding Griffin, and the conversation went south very quickly.  Grayson proceeded to tell his Granna that Griffin eats boobs.  Shocked and surprised, Granna quickly tried to make the conversation go in a different direction.  She quickly told him that we don't need to talk that way and changed the subject.  :)

2.  Grayson looked at me yesterday and said, "Mommy, but Griffin came out of your belly."  I said, "Yeah, I know."  Grayson proceeded to say, "Well, then why is your belly not flat?"  I thought how blessed I was to have my little 3 year old tell me that I'm not quite back to my goal weight yet.

3.  We went to eat lunch with Dave yesterday and on the way back to Dave's work, Grayson was "talking" to someone on one of our old cell phones.  Grayson said, "Hey guys!  Turn down the radio.  I'm talking on the phone."  Dave turned down the radio and asked, "Well, who are you talking to?"  Grayson said, "I'm talking to someone who doesn't know God."  Dave said, "Well, maybe you should tell them about Jesus."  Grayson said, "I can't tell them about Jesus because I have a lot of other stuff and things to tell them about."  Dave said, " If someone doesn't know God, then the most important thing you could tell them would be about Jesus."  Then, Grayson proceeded to tell whoever was on the phone the story of Jesus.  :)